You Say Tomatoe
Emma and I were talking about writing a story. I agreed to write it for her, and she could orate.

I said, "Would you like to write a rhyming story?" suddenly remembering that she is not real good with the concept of rhyming.

"Yes!" she declared. "Something with Rainbow!"

"You mean something, like, say, scarecrow?" I said enthusiastically.

She nodded excitedly, "Yeah! And like PIG!"