It is another outstanding start for this FLU Season, no doubt about that. And with each FLU Season there are certain individuals that repeatedly rise to the occasion for their team, each and every year. This year's First Most Valuable Person for the 2004 Flu Season is...
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Pa Gene! For his outstanding performance tonight, in his driveway!
An ill four year old girl was sleeping in the back seat of her mother's car after being picked up from school today. As the mother was inside the grandparents' home retrieving the second child, she unknowingly left a gurgling gut full of salami and grapes sloshing inside the sickened child.
Pa Gene, our hero, had a feeling, a sick sense, if you will, and ran outside to catch a glimpse of his first grandchild strapped into the car seat. What he encountered was a barfing fiasco. The child had begun spewing chunks of her lunch all over the back of the automobile. Pa Gene called for back-up. The mother carried the limp cookie-tosser into the house, while the fearless veteran vomit collector cleaned the vile-drenched interior.
Because of his strong stomach and immediate reaction, the car upholstery was saved and the girl was quickly cleaned and returned home. Both the hero and the victim are doing better at the time of this writing.
Here's to you Pa Gene, our First Most Valuable Player for the 2004 FLU Season.
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