News Flash
In fear of having terrorists poisoning the pulse of the American junk food supply, the Oakdale Hershey's Chocolate Factory no longer offers public tours of it's facilities.

The only reason anyone ever visited the cow-poke town is now flushed down the fear-mongering toilet. It is a sad day when commoners can't partake of watching unhealthy addictive treats being made for free. Sounds like a great reason for a company to cut a burdening expense to me. I wonder if the paranoia ever entered Anheiser-Busch's or Coor's mind?

Gawd, I hope not. I think that is one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse.