Boy Named Sue

Here is a little joke I played on my neighbor. He has four daughters and plays the guitar as a hobby. I emailed him the following:

Hey Bruce!

I didn't know you were going to be playing at the Orpheum!

That was a clever name change on your part. Is that so the associates won't know it is you? I have heard of celebrities doing that, like Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. changing his name to John Denver.

How did you come up with that stage name?

I'll check my calendar to see if I can see you play.

Best of Luck to You!