She Came In Through The Bathroom Window

My three year old has the routine of peeing into the toilet mastered. The other aspects of potty-training are still a strange concept to her.

The weirdest string of words come out of my mouth during these episodes. Lines like "Don't touch your poop!" and "Use the hand with the toilet paper next time!" are just a couple.

Oh yeah, and, "Don't put your hand down there while you are going!"